EXXAAAAAAMMMMMMSSSSSS!!!!!!!

okay......final year exams are here..... god help me.... but with all due respect I dont know why i'm not all that worried bout it......

"LET US OUT YOU IDIOT!!!"

thats probably why....

"you know what he did...?....he tied us to a chair and is forcing us to study.....someone call the police....!!!"

"untie us you ass...."

oh shut up.....keep studying and i will.......

"I need to piss....like TWO HOURS AGO....."

shut ass.....anyways....gotta teach these guys a lesson.....bye....

[THIS HAS BEEN A LIVE BLOGCAST FROM RIZZ'S BRAIN. POLICE ARE NOW ON THE SCENE. HOWEVER THEY ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO RIZZ]

Theater 101....

.....okay....you guys have got to check this out man.....

.....this is not accordint to the timeline though but i'll get back to it ASAP......

....happened today....19th september 2007.....

......what happened is that we had to act out the non-verbal communication in the play 'Uncle Vanya'......

.....so as wacked out as my friends and I are......we decided to go wild.....

.....unfortunately.....this is the only video we managed to capture.......

.....have fun.....enjoy......




...okay...prob not as funny in the video as being there yourself....but my fellow students might think so.....

I got new dance feet....!!!

...okay....well....the title is a bit misleading....

"change your feet...??"

....no i did not change my feet...

"parachute jump gone wro-"

....no i did not jump out of a plane and cracked both my legs....[irritated]

"hmm....okay....what abou-"

...no i did not buy new shoes.....and what are you doing here anyways....??

"nothing really....just bored...."

....get outta here.....go bother the other me....

"okay, okay......sheesh" [door slams]

.....sigh....what i mean is i have two new dance groups....

[sounds from outside]"oh....thats what you mean....cheh"

....anyway....i finally have my own dance club to work with....
....thank you god....


.....okay....so they are a bunch of misfits.....and yes they're not as good as i had hoped....

[cough cough....as if]

....but at least i can have a group to teach.....when i get material at least....

....but i prefer the other one....my EYE-BEE group....!!!
...YEAH>>>>YOU GUYS ROCK>>>>>.....!!!

....well.....not really....but yeah....you guys are great....too bad i couldn't join you guys during finals.....ah....death is the biggest sacrifice....

....i'm talkin bout the game that is....haha....nah i'm joking.....still alive here....helloooooo....??

.....oh....speaking bout keeping alive....i would like to thank the folks at firefox for giving us life...

......via Foxytunes....!!!

....thank you....as a token of appreciation i will now insert my music signature.....hahaha......



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Now playing: shaun baker - VIP
via FoxyTunes

....thank you....for the wonders of foxytunes.....now back to your regular scheduled programs....

"GIVE ME THE COMP NOW....!!!!"

[sounds of gunfire and things exploding]

......-end of transmission-....

VISHHHHHH......

[sometime in June 2007]

....okay...well....just got back from a movie at One U....you wont believe who i saw there....

....was walking round the place with some friends...you know minding my own business....

..."in other words....daydreaming....".....

.....shut....so then one of my friends was like.....

"Shit.....za....za.....look.....!....its Vish....."

and i'm like "Vish who...??"....

and she's like...."Vish....from, like, so you think you can dance Malaysia...."

[you really must stop putting 'like' there....you make us sound like some kind of teen girl]

....GET OUT....
[sounds of scuffling and door slamming]

....okay...now where was I.....right.....so i turn around and find the guy....it wasn't easy let me tell you that....

.....i thought he was taller.....

.....anyways....i go up to him....get his autograph....and a pic with him....hold on i think i have it somewhere here.....


....yeah...thats it....and....okay my day went on fine.....but the minute i went home i felt like a bolt of lightning hit me....

....I TOOK A PICTURE WITH VISH....

...i mean cmon....he's like one of the best dancers in Malaysia....that makes my total network of professional dancers to about 10 people....

....lets see....there's....
1) Ms. Judy - judge from so you think you can dance Malaysia, and my ex-teacher.
2) Suhaili - Acquaintance, finalist for so you think you can dance Malaysia, friend of Ms Judy, and also ex-teacher.
3) Vish - finalist for so you think you can dance Malaysia, [i don't quite know whether he counts as an acquaintance...]
4) Jason - ex-teacher from Trent [the dance group....not the place].
5) Jack - another ex-teacher from Trent, friend of Jason's.
6) Toro - another ex-teacher from Trent, and as you've already guessed...also a friend of Jack and Jason....
7) Sae Min - great Latin, ballroom, salsa, (etc etc) dancer, good friend...well...not so good....and also participant for so you think you can dance Malaysia....
8) Manuela Oliviera - well okay i dont actually KNOW know her...but i took one class from her and a photo....check it out....

....she's hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.....................but alas she's taken....ah well....

....so that makes the total of professional dancer's i've met or known up to a total of 8 people....okay...not as many as i expected but somewhere there - lah.....

.....don't judge me....

....so now i'm sitting here....[not on the long john (tandas la)] thinking like how am i ever going to compete with these guys.....hmm......

.....but started my pre-U already la....no time to practice....so how??.......dunno....
....i mean i can still practice at night.....an hour before i sleep....?....

.....aiya....dunno la.......neymind la....just do what i can.....hopefully God can help me.....

[from outside].....hahahaha.....good joke man....

....stop listening to me.....anyways....gotta go 'think' now.....[on the long john this time]

[from outside]....like that also want to tell people ah.....??.....

....bye.....
[com'ere you....I am so going to kill you]

New beginning....

....Alright.....now this place to myself......as you can see I spruced it up a bit....

...looks better huh....?

...yeah....much.....

....WHAT??!!.....what are you still doing here....?

....just passing through....on my way to my own blog....just thought i'd stop by and check on you....

...i don't need a babysitter you know....now shoo.....move.....

....better....now.....i will begin my posts starting tomorrow beginning from when i left off....i think it was sometime in July or something like that....

....but still....got to photoshop more things for this blog....ah....as Dr. Mel would say....

"Ah....the time constraints is keeping us all on the noose..."

...okay....somehow that wasn't as funny as expected....

.....but now.....sleep.....tomorrow puasa....RAMADHAN MONTH....(whistles)...

...got to wake early for food....to all other Muslims out there....happy fasting and may Allah always watch over us all.....

....insyaallah....

.....night.....(yawn)....

So sorry....

....dear audience.....

"what little remains of them reading this blog..."

"shut up ass..."

....ahem....

....dear audience.....myselves and I have come to a conclusion.....we shall soon split......

"the blog he means.....not our body...."

"i wish we could though...."

....anyways.....we have decided to each go our seperate ways and create our own different blogs individually.....

"finally.....my thoughts to myself...."

"I wish you could keep them to yourself.....you know how irritating it is doing work when dirty thoughts keep popping out......?"

"yeah......stupid work......oooohhh.....Jessica Alba....."

....anyway.....my somewhat horny and enegetic self shall take control of this blog.....

"yay..."

.....my sweeter side has decided not to post anything yet....

"though I do have plans for a blog....."

.....and my somewhat normal self....

"if you call this normal...."

.....is going to start a tech blog for beginners in computer literacy.....there will be links to and from this site as well do not worry.....

"although we have also agreed that this shall be our main blog and my normal self and I will have guest visits here as well...."

"WHAT!!!!!......I wasn't told...."

"you were sleeping...."

.....while they argue......please be patient as currently upgrading all my connection devices....
......thanks everyone.....

Why Wii.....?

.....hey guys.....here's something we like bout the Wii.....

"well.....technically it has nothing to do with Wii..."

"Who cares....?!......cute butt...."

......anyway......here's the PS3 vs Wii.....