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Sorry guys.......there will be no posts for the time being due to exams and work stress........

"Huh....?.....what exam.....?"

"Shut up....."

"Hey just asking....."

"Well....if you'd keep awake in class you'd know that we have exams...."

Anyways.....i also seem to have lost my cable to upload photos......so no new post for the time being.....

"However.....we will entertain you with a bit of Code Monkey by Jonathan Coultan..."

"Where did you find this....?"

"Oh.....i went to youtube while you guys were taking your exams....."

"WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP US.....??....."

"I dunno.....didn't feel like it.....""

Anyways.....here's code monkey......

Hardware store....

"Dude......found something really nice man.....this is wicked...."

What is it man......can't you see we're busy....doing OUR homework......

"Yeah.....you should be helping us finish it......we are of the same body....."

"But this is sooooooo cool man......."

Let me see.....

"Hardware store by Weird Al Yankovic...."





"Man this is nice...."

"See told you...."

Yeah.....i can't believe you two agree on something....

"Me neither......knowing the ass that he is....."

"Hey.....this ass has taste in songs....."

Dude this is catchy.....got lyrics.....??

"Yeah.....here....."

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Hardware-Store-lyrics-Weird-Al-Yankovic/F8EB41B57CF870C148256D2E000ABD57

"Damn this is going to be difficult...."

Shut off that blog and lets try this.....

"Alright.....alright......sheesh....see ya guys....."

3 heads are better than one...............

Ladies and gentlemen..............boys and girls.............germs and sperms of all ages........lend me your hormones............

........haha........sorry y'all.........

...........before i go on........some of my friends have made me realise that i have another 2 alter egos.............thats right folks........3 alter egos for the price of one............

...........not for sale...........

.......anyways........i think its time to introduce y'all to me alter egos...........

.......normal me............yeah......you can tell i'm normal because i'm still typing the same way..........this me tends to stone alot........so..........

.............................................................*stoning*..........................................................................................

........"then there's the nymphomaniacal me...........heh.......hey Riz.......whassup bro........??"...........

......er...........cool..........alright this guy is like a total nympho.........stay away........

........"hey i'm not just a nympho........it's because of me that your body has that energy boost"........

..........in other words........he either makes me high or hyper........
.........don't give him sugar........

..........and the hyper is just to cover his nympho-ness.........

..........."i heard that.....!!!"............

.........ahem.......alright..........next there's supersweet side...........

........."hey.......how you doing......??"...........

........to be honest.....i din't realise that this guy even existed........untill recently........if someone didn't point out to me he was alive i wouldn't have known........

............"thanks Tina.......actually i've been here a long time.......it's just that someone here had shut me in..........."

........."hey...don't look at me........you were getting too slow with the ladies........."

........"dude..........ladies kinda like the the passion and romance........".........

.........alright........knock it off you two........NOW........!!!........

......*sigh*......right.......so from now on........we three shall be ruling this blog...........

........"and don't forget all the hott girls we can-"

........AHEM.......right..........so thats all for now........guys chill......

......"aights"......

......"no prob".....

......look out for my alter egos......now showing in realities near you............find out which is which and win yourselves a fantastical prize........

......"a night with me......"........

.......shut up you......or i'll lock you up.....

......"i don't mind....".......

.......you too......

Comp upgrades.....

........guys.......i have just experienced the wonders of computer desktop upgrades......with all the extra's i put here........wow.....i love it........

.............of course thanks to jon...........for showing me the light of desktop enhancements............

.........but still........

.........i gotta share this with the world........

.......i regret not being able to show you my desktop as jon has done......[www.hamnoj.blogspot.com].........due to the fact that i have some items on my desktop which i find are too......personal......to show.......

.........however......its not much different than jon's one......although less mac-ish......

........one of the main items you must get is an objectdock.....its so cool man.......

......though it reminds me of a mac......

........then a rainlender........

..........gives you a calendar that syncs itself up with your object dock......an events list.....and a to do list.......which stays on your desktop......

........then there are the ever popular widgets......just go to yahoo widgets........i especially like the 'Marvin the Paranoid Android Quotes'..........

........and not forgetting the customized wallpapers and other 3D stuff......or just normal cool wallpapers......

.......here's a sample.....

..............its so cool man............i can now die happy.........

.......anyways........a reminder that these products do take up your processing power.......

........so for those with 'dinosaurs'........that includes you jon.......they'll be 'extict' if you download these........

.........for those with mega machines.........with like major processing power......

......WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR..........!!!!!!!

........ahem........and for the gaming folk.........please check out ctrl+alt+del...........

.........you'll understand what kind of person i am there........

...........and so this is your tech advice for today.........

........"do not put a pc into the washing machine, you are doing a major sin,

you can however though put a mac into the washing machine, you will be cleansing the world of unwanted evil that is the rotten apple logo."

........thank you for listening.......riz......signing out.......

.........scotty beam me up......

.......ooooo........MegaFox........

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