Entering the Zone...my zone...

Busy 2008...

2008-01-27T06:39:00.000-08:00

Alright.....i think this is the first chance i get to blog yet for this year.....omg this year is soo friggin packed......work after assignment after work......dammit....

anyways.....i'll try to figure out my schedule for this year and follow a regular blogging pattern eventually......this is soooo bad......

to all the gamers out there.......happy winter-een-mas.....may the gods of gaming be with you and your ownage.......

back to work....no time to chat .....even for the sick.....

Lucky 2008...

2008-01-08T03:45:00.000-08:00

Welcome back everyone....its feels great to be back....2007 is over.....its a time for rejoice and resolutions....

...Welcome everyone to lucky 2008!!!!.....

...haha...you guys must be wondering why i would start a post like this...well i believe that 2008 is a lucky year for most of us....that is if i'm not mistaken based on the chinese calendar....if i'm wrong someone please correct me....

....but so far so good....several very lucky and very 'good' things have happened to me already within the first week....those who know....shh....

...don't divulge....it might be unlucky if anything be said....

....anyways....the time between my post might be longer than last year as so many things are happening at once....

[....and also because i'm still getting used to the idea of classes...still on holiday mood...]

....ahem....but i can tell you something....my other "me's" might be coming out of whatever hell hole they are in...the reason....they're happy again....now that i can't tell you why....

....security reasons....mine that is....

.....anyways...i know i owe you Gears of War game reviews but i will also be coming out with review for Universe at War: Earth Assault and Halo 2.....as well as one on my new gaming mouse and speakers.....

....however...i dont think it might last seeing the other two of me stirring....

....so anyways....Happy 2008 to all that read this and bear in mind that this is a good year....nomatter what anybody says....

...gotta go finish my projects...see ya.....

Happy Happy Kill Kill...

2007-12-07T04:05:00.000-08:00

...to be in all honesty i feel so happy that i have to blog about it no matter how stupid it is.....

...MY COMP IS GETTING FIXED.....!!!....WOOT...!!....well....on monday atleast....and even that i;m not sure it will....dammit.....but who cares....i just feel so elated that i can't believe i used a word like elated....thats something normally Faizal would say....

....anyways...as some of you already know my comp's speakers has been out since P&A....did a reformat and reinstalled the drivers but nothing worked....so yea i finally decided to call HP and demand that they fix it....[service pack for 4 years....though my warranty hasn't expired yet....]

....so yea they're coming on monday morning....[of all times]....so i just cant wait....

....coz like my built in speakers are bust on my laptop and the audio output is like busted on the left side...so like i've been playing my games and my music on the right earphone....which gets extremely hot after like 6 hours....and all sound comes from the right which means mono output....can you imagine what it does to my depth perception....

...well....at long last i can play me games and music in peace....hellgate one more time as evoker and Gears if war on insane....sigh....life....

HellGate: London...finished....

2007-12-06T20:17:00.000-08:00

Oooookaaayyyyy.......let's try to resuscitate this blog....since the others wont help i'll start with something i know.......GAMES......

....well.....computer games at the very least....

.....so what now.....

....aight....recently i have just managed to finish Hellgate: London on single player mode....just barely.....

...this to be in all honesty is a really cool game....the graphics are great on my dx9....wish i could try dx 10...

....but i must say the detail is great.....i like the variety in armor and wapons and stuff.....especially when you have different types of armor and they all tend to coordinate themselves to match the color of the amour.....so you dont have like wierd peices of armor jutting out here and there making it so obvious that your character has a very bad taste in style....

....so a little background....the year is 2031....or somewhere around there....humans now live underground because of demons roaming the free streets for about 20 odd years.....thanks to the templar and freemasons humans have built safe zones underground, mostly in subway stations and fight from there.....the templar are the only last line of resistance the humans have....and so you begin in a backalley with the lousiest weapon there is when this guy Murmur contacts you and you escort him to safety....then you embark on a quest to save a professor who has developed something to fight against the demons....but the hero, as always is too late....soon you discover the truths and your main quests after is aimed at finding more truths to finally battle the demons head on.....i wont spoil the story....what little of it there is...ahem....

....so yea....like any rpg.....the big question.....what are the classes......well for one....i first chose the swordsman....god knows i love dual wielding...this guy can deal real big amounts of damage.....with them double swords....almost any enemy can be easily knocked down....downside.....melee with kinda lousy ranged weaponry.....what do you expect from a swordsman....

....next.....guardians....these guys are like the elite....sheild and sword in hand....they are like what the tank is in modern warfare....these guys can take damage like no other class....this was the first i also realised that shields also deal damage....this is a first in any rpg i guess....

....marksman....longrange shooter....can i say more....take em out from a distance....however....these guys dont have much health so better keep them away from enemy....

....engineers....love these guys.....like marksmen they wield the same weapons and armor but not as much damage....they do however have a nifty little trick of making robots out of thin air....robots that shoot, slice, slow, and explode the enemy....all for free.....well not exactly....it takes up abit of power[mana]....

.....evokers......these guys are like sorcerers.....thier offensive spells are the bomb....and this is probably the most creative class i have seen so far....nothing like this have i seen before.....however....evokers tend to look ugly so yea....oh and for them to attack you normally have to equip a gun like thing so that they can shoot....whatever it is....it looks cool...

....summoners....just like any other game with summoners out there.....summon minions to do your bidding....which is to pummel your enemy....however....summoners have low attack and health so most of the time you're dodging enemies ready to respawn your minions if they die....also your minions tend to look like the enemy as well so look out for them....next thing you know instead of your minion returning to you its the enemy coming to beat the daylights out of you....

...but before you go zombie killing in the streets of london....here's a tip....during the character customization period there's this nifty tool of adjusting your character's height....i recommend that all long range classes to choose a taller character as it will definitely help your aim...you donnt want not to see over the only wall thats giving you cover....
.....the bosses are just so freaking awesome.....you just wouldnt believe how darn hard it is to kill them.....i think for each boss i must have died like 20 times.....yes its annoying but it gives the game a challenge....instead of just farming demons to level up......again...the detail on the models are just amazing when it comes to the bosses.....

....now here comes the bad parts.....or part.....ITS SO MONOTONOUS....!!!.......

.....i mean okay yea you have about 15 - 20 different types of demons.....then you have the rare, epic, legendary and your basic enhanced demons who have special abilities and/or auras.....but its like the same thing over and over again....the same demons again and again....sometimes i myself said "hey....was that the guy i killed like 10 levels earlier....whats he doing here?"....and so on so forth.....

....however...what really gets me is like the levels.....as in the surroundings.....seems like flagship studios took a risk..."and the easy way out" by putting a level generator there with a nice randomizer....

....did i say nice.....??......i meant lousy......the randomizer has got about as much random as i have fingers.....what do i mean...?!.....well yea you have your locations like the post apocalyptic streets of london, backalleys, parks, sewers, chatedral like buildings....but the randomizer randomises the layout of the place everytime you start the game again....it wouldn't be too bad....unless the randomizer ran out of randomizing options.....now how many times have i said random already....??

.....and so you see yourself often enough in a defferent place but with the same map you played on in yesterday or something.....

"Okay...i'm not entirely sure i've seen this fellow here before but i know i've been here before...look there's the place dropped my pants.....but that was halfway accross the city...."

....the only places which were actually unique....[because they stayed the same]....were the stations....[kinda like bases or outposts where you buy your stuff, collect quests, heal, and basically not be in most of the time]

....the storyline is also lacking much.....yea there are some nice video clips.....like 8 or nine of them.....but mostly you wouldnt understand the entire story of the game unless you actually read what the quest givers are saying word for word.....there also seems to be a lot of lore in this which make the game quite confusing....so whatever you dont understand....accept....and what you can't accept....kill....

.....but aside from the repeating-ness of the maps and units and the lack of storyline....there was nothing much else really too bad.....but trust me...the repeating thing that was not repeating was getting a bit annoying.....

....however....the game does host some nice witty voice acting....the npc are always fun to watch and listen to.....and i do like the switch from 3rd person view to 1st.....so like different classes are better for different views....playing as swordsman or summoner....3rd person better....but if you're the engineer, marksman, or evoker at that.....go for 1st.....guns don't go too well on 3rd person.....

[note:the npc says different things when different gender is used....]

...but in all honesty....the radomizing thing almost put me off my game....the only things that kept me going were the will to finish the story...and the nifty armor outfits....i mean the variety of armor could have been more than the number of different demons and maps....

...all in all...i give this game a 3 1/2....not too good....but playable when you're bored....

[note: the above picture does not appear in the game...but i like it anyhow...heh...]

New Beginning...

2007-12-05T05:18:00.000-08:00

Hey guys....i know its been a long time since my last blog but there have been a few life problems i had needed thought out first....

...in other words....my other personalities have gone into seclusion....mr care bear has gone into withdrawal and mr smarty pants ...well.....he says....

"I;m tired of the blasted system and this darn reality.....why dont people just wake up and realise the true world as it is....??!!!?!!!!"

...so yea.....i kinda need help to bring these guys back....its rather boring with them sitting in the deepest darkest regions of my brain....

.....and yea....since they've been gone....my life has become....rather....boring......sigh......

.....i'm not sure how to continue this....most likely my blog will take a shift in direction.....and so will i.....

......damn depressing la.....dammit....i need a life.....or a gf......dammit.....

.....sigh....back to burning my eyes out with Hellgate London and Gears of War.......

DOTA V1 and V2.....

2007-10-28T02:47:00.000-07:00

....You know what.....i just dont believe it.....i didn't post any videos of Basshunter on here yet.....nuts man......

....you know what....i'll make it up to you guys.....

[i think he means to make it up to himself]

.....i'll put Basshunter songs here......wait.....how about.....DOTA.....??......yea.....i like DOTA.....

......but the second version is sooooo gay lo......its just weird......nice but weird......

.....try this......here's version 1......

....okay....cool.....now here is version 2.....

.....what do you guys think.....i like the spunk in the new version.....but the old version is like more him......

.....and whats the deal with a dancing girl when it's a DOTA song.....??......shouldn't they be playing DOTA.....??

....they are.....didnt you see the laptops.....?....

....well.....since when is there a next level or a menu like those in DOTA.....?....it looks more like it came off the mission impossible set....

....true....nothing to argue about.....

....for once....want a game of DOTA......

....yeah sure.....the song really makes you want to play.....

CATS....meow....retardedness

2007-10-26T07:01:00.000-07:00

okay.....so the P&A preps arent going all that bad.....

....to be honest they are kinda fun....

.....but they do lack experience....not as in cempaka.....so like even if i do stuff crappily they all think its awesome.....i dunno what to expect.....

....however....this blog post will be a short one....because there's only like me here.....

.....the other two are off doing ee and some designing stuff so yeah....

....ermm.....yeah.....[whistles]

oh right.....did i mention i'm like in the reproduction of one of the Cats the musical dances....oh wait....i did...haha....

.....anyways.....got to be lead cat....yeah....[i feel so retarded now].....however....i havent worn a costume of had make up like this since Simba......but yeah.....

....so guess who am i....??....the character i mean.....haha......Rum Tum Tug.....haha....

....okay this post is soooooo retarded i'm not going to continue it and just post it as it is.....damn....i miss the other two....

.....EE.....

....damn....

.....bye.....

Sigh....Out of the fire into the Volcano

2007-10-19T07:23:00.000-07:00

...okay guys......exams over....dont think i did well....especially not for mandarin....

...however....now....we're facing a different bigger problem....

...performance and awards night....

...it wouldnt be too bad....i guess....but i mean cmon.....

....for those who know me through the years....you know how we can be like at things like this.....commencements.....remember...???.......

.....so now....not a school dancer....but a well known one.....i dont like this.....i thought i'd start anew here...but....another fan club has appeared......darn.....

....so now i'm stuck with....nomination for leadership award.....puhleaseee......me?.....seriously folks....we are talking bout me here.....prob the smart me....but not me....leadership award for dancing......god.....

.....thats not all.....as usual.....you know me....i have no boundaries.....so i said....

"what the heck....i'll join the performances for that night too...."

.....bad mistake.....now stuck with 5 dances......and got kicked out of one i really liked.....damn.....black or white....michael jackson....double damn....my guru of dance and i cant dance his song......damn....

.....and worse still....now i have to choreo one dance for the performance as well......and of all things....CATS.....

....cmon....you guys know i cant do broadway.....well....i can....but still.....damn...damn....

.....hey....what are you talking bout....?....i think this experience will be fun.....you know.....like old times with ZBAVIT crew, BREAKBEAT.....and so on....you remember....??

...not really....you were the one using the body remember....??

....oh yeah.....

.....and dont forget.....we're emcee as well.....for P&A....

....WHAT!!!!!....serious....

....yeah....ass....not listening as always....

....ah darn....okay...let split the work....

.....you're joking right....you mean i do all the work.....??.....

....no i mean it....i will dance.....you take care of emcee and award....aight??......plus its only nomination for the award right so prob you wont get it....

.....hmm....true.....sounds fair....both of us at our streng -

....but you teach the body the steps for cats.....

....WHAT!!!.....i knew you were too good to be true....no....that i'm not doing....you do by yourself....goodbye.....

[door shuts]

.....okay.....now what....??

....DOTA....??

....oh btw.....you should try listen to Basshunter.....he rocks....i love his music....go DOTA.....hahahaha.....here.....

----------------
Now playing: Basshunter - Dota
via FoxyTunes

....long live techno.....long live Basshunter....long live DOTA....

[warning...Basshunter's songs played on good earphones for a long time can change your personality ....do not try this at home...]

YAHOO.....

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA.
(I hear you man.)
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA.
(I feel you man.)

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker,
med motståndet vi leker.
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar,
och motståndet vi sleepar.

(Let's get it on.)

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker,
med motståndet vi leker.
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar,
och motståndet vi sleepar.

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker,
med motståndet vi leker.
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar,
och motståndet vi sleepar.

(DotA!)

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA.
(I hear you man.)
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA.
(I feel you man.)
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA.
(Thats more like it!)
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA.
(Exellent choice!)

[ Lyrics provided by www.mp3lyrics.org ]
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker,
med motståndet vi leker.
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar,
och motståndet vi sleepar.

(Let's get it on.)

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker,
med motståndet vi leker.
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar,
och motståndet vi sleepar.

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker,
med motståndet vi leker.
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar,
och motståndet vi sleepar.

(Whats "Zhappinin'?)

(DotA!)

(Don't worry, be happy.)

EXXAAAAAAMMMMMMSSSSSS!!!!!!!

2007-09-25T05:20:00.000-07:00

okay......final year exams are here..... god help me.... but with all due respect I dont know why i'm not all that worried bout it......

"LET US OUT YOU IDIOT!!!"

thats probably why....

"you know what he did...?....he tied us to a chair and is forcing us to study.....someone call the police....!!!"

"untie us you ass...."

oh shut up.....keep studying and i will.......

"I need to piss....like TWO HOURS AGO....."

shut ass.....anyways....gotta teach these guys a lesson.....bye....

[THIS HAS BEEN A LIVE BLOGCAST FROM RIZZ'S BRAIN. POLICE ARE NOW ON THE SCENE. HOWEVER THEY ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO RIZZ]

Theater 101....

2007-09-19T06:43:00.001-07:00

.....okay....you guys have got to check this out man.....

.....this is not accordint to the timeline though but i'll get back to it ASAP......

....happened today....19th september 2007.....

......what happened is that we had to act out the non-verbal communication in the play 'Uncle Vanya'......

.....so as wacked out as my friends and I are......we decided to go wild.....

.....unfortunately.....this is the only video we managed to capture.......

.....have fun.....enjoy......

...okay...prob not as funny in the video as being there yourself....but my fellow students might think so.....

I got new dance feet....!!!

2007-09-16T02:18:00.000-07:00

...okay....well....the title is a bit misleading....

"change your feet...??"

....no i did not change my feet...

"parachute jump gone wro-"

....no i did not jump out of a plane and cracked both my legs....[irritated]

"hmm....okay....what abou-"

...no i did not buy new shoes.....and what are you doing here anyways....??

"nothing really....just bored...."

....get outta here.....go bother the other me....

"okay, okay......sheesh" [door slams]

.....sigh....what i mean is i have two new dance groups....

[sounds from outside]"oh....thats what you mean....cheh"

....anyway....i finally have my own dance club to work with....
....thank you god....

.....okay....so they are a bunch of misfits.....and yes they're not as good as i had hoped....

[cough cough....as if]

....but at least i can have a group to teach.....when i get material at least....

....but i prefer the other one....my EYE-BEE group....!!!
...YEAH>>>>YOU GUYS ROCK>>>>>.....!!!

....well.....not really....but yeah....you guys are great....too bad i couldn't join you guys during finals.....ah....death is the biggest sacrifice....

....i'm talkin bout the game that is....haha....nah i'm joking.....still alive here....helloooooo....??

.....oh....speaking bout keeping alive....i would like to thank the folks at firefox for giving us life...

......via Foxytunes....!!!

....thank you....as a token of appreciation i will now insert my music signature.....hahaha......

----------------
Now playing: shaun baker - VIP
via FoxyTunes

....thank you....for the wonders of foxytunes.....now back to your regular scheduled programs....

"GIVE ME THE COMP NOW....!!!!"

[sounds of gunfire and things exploding]

......-end of transmission-....

VISHHHHHH......

2007-09-14T06:57:00.000-07:00

[sometime in June 2007]

....okay...well....just got back from a movie at One U....you wont believe who i saw there....

....was walking round the place with some friends...you know minding my own business....

..."in other words....daydreaming....".....

.....shut....so then one of my friends was like.....

"Shit.....za....za.....look.....!....its Vish....."

and i'm like "Vish who...??"....

and she's like...."Vish....from, like, so you think you can dance Malaysia...."

[you really must stop putting 'like' there....you make us sound like some kind of teen girl]

....GET OUT....
[sounds of scuffling and door slamming]

....okay...now where was I.....right.....so i turn around and find the guy....it wasn't easy let me tell you that....

.....i thought he was taller.....

.....anyways....i go up to him....get his autograph....and a pic with him....hold on i think i have it somewhere here.....

....yeah...thats it....and....okay my day went on fine.....but the minute i went home i felt like a bolt of lightning hit me....

....I TOOK A PICTURE WITH VISH....

...i mean cmon....he's like one of the best dancers in Malaysia....that makes my total network of professional dancers to about 10 people....

....lets see....there's....
1) Ms. Judy - judge from so you think you can dance Malaysia, and my ex-teacher.
2) Suhaili - Acquaintance, finalist for so you think you can dance Malaysia, friend of Ms Judy, and also ex-teacher.
3) Vish - finalist for so you think you can dance Malaysia, [i don't quite know whether he counts as an acquaintance...]
4) Jason - ex-teacher from Trent [the dance group....not the place].
5) Jack - another ex-teacher from Trent, friend of Jason's.
6) Toro - another ex-teacher from Trent, and as you've already guessed...also a friend of Jack and Jason....
7) Sae Min - great Latin, ballroom, salsa, (etc etc) dancer, good friend...well...not so good....and also participant for so you think you can dance Malaysia....
8) Manuela Oliviera - well okay i dont actually KNOW know her...but i took one class from her and a photo....check it out....

....she's hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.....................but alas she's taken....ah well....

....so that makes the total of professional dancer's i've met or known up to a total of 8 people....okay...not as many as i expected but somewhere there - lah.....

.....don't judge me....

....so now i'm sitting here....[not on the long john (tandas la)] thinking like how am i ever going to compete with these guys.....hmm......

.....but started my pre-U already la....no time to practice....so how??.......dunno....
....i mean i can still practice at night.....an hour before i sleep....?....

.....aiya....dunno la.......neymind la....just do what i can.....hopefully God can help me.....

[from outside].....hahahaha.....good joke man....

....stop listening to me.....anyways....gotta go 'think' now.....[on the long john this time]

[from outside]....like that also want to tell people ah.....??.....

....bye.....
[com'ere you....I am so going to kill you]

New beginning....

2007-09-13T06:45:00.000-07:00

....Alright.....now this place to myself......as you can see I spruced it up a bit....

...looks better huh....?

...yeah....much.....

....WHAT??!!.....what are you still doing here....?

....just passing through....on my way to my own blog....just thought i'd stop by and check on you....

...i don't need a babysitter you know....now shoo.....move.....

....better....now.....i will begin my posts starting tomorrow beginning from when i left off....i think it was sometime in July or something like that....

....but still....got to photoshop more things for this blog....ah....as Dr. Mel would say....

"Ah....the time constraints is keeping us all on the noose..."

...okay....somehow that wasn't as funny as expected....

.....but now.....sleep.....tomorrow puasa....RAMADHAN MONTH....(whistles)...

...got to wake early for food....to all other Muslims out there....happy fasting and may Allah always watch over us all.....

....insyaallah....

.....night.....(yawn)....

So sorry....

2007-09-10T06:18:00.000-07:00

....dear audience.....

"what little remains of them reading this blog..."

"shut up ass..."

....ahem....

....dear audience.....myselves and I have come to a conclusion.....we shall soon split......

"the blog he means.....not our body...."

"i wish we could though...."

....anyways.....we have decided to each go our seperate ways and create our own different blogs individually.....

"finally.....my thoughts to myself...."

"I wish you could keep them to yourself.....you know how irritating it is doing work when dirty thoughts keep popping out......?"

"yeah......stupid work......oooohhh.....Jessica Alba....."

....anyway.....my somewhat horny and enegetic self shall take control of this blog.....

"yay..."

.....my sweeter side has decided not to post anything yet....

"though I do have plans for a blog....."

.....and my somewhat normal self....

"if you call this normal...."

.....is going to start a tech blog for beginners in computer literacy.....there will be links to and from this site as well do not worry.....

"although we have also agreed that this shall be our main blog and my normal self and I will have guest visits here as well...."

"WHAT!!!!!......I wasn't told...."

"you were sleeping...."

.....while they argue......please be patient as currently upgrading all my connection devices....
......thanks everyone.....

Why Wii.....?

2007-09-09T01:23:00.000-07:00

.....hey guys.....here's something we like bout the Wii.....

"well.....technically it has nothing to do with Wii..."

"Who cares....?!......cute butt...."

......anyway......here's the PS3 vs Wii.....

So sorry......

2007-08-15T05:05:00.000-07:00

.....Hey guys.....thanks for visiting my blog.....

"if you call this a blog..."

"shut up....ass....we are all busy and you go off playing diner dash...."

"2....diner dash 2.....and its fun....."

"Well we want to enjoy it too.....now just shut your trap and listen to him..."

right....thanks.....anyways.....guys.....sorry but got material to post but no way to transfer it just yet so hold on.....

Here's something to keep your mind first......

"......hehe...."

".....armoured robots and boobies....."

".....hehe....."

Site Under Construction.....

2007-07-22T06:59:00.000-07:00

Sorry guys.......there will be no posts for the time being due to exams and work stress........

"Huh....?.....what exam.....?"

"Shut up....."

"Hey just asking....."

"Well....if you'd keep awake in class you'd know that we have exams...."

Anyways.....i also seem to have lost my cable to upload photos......so no new post for the time being.....

"However.....we will entertain you with a bit of Code Monkey by Jonathan Coultan..."

"Where did you find this....?"

"Oh.....i went to youtube while you guys were taking your exams....."

"WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP US.....??....."

"I dunno.....didn't feel like it.....""

Anyways.....here's code monkey......

Hardware store....

2007-07-03T08:03:00.001-07:00

"Dude......found something really nice man.....this is wicked...."

What is it man......can't you see we're busy....doing OUR homework......

"Yeah.....you should be helping us finish it......we are of the same body....."

"But this is sooooooo cool man......."

Let me see.....

"Hardware store by Weird Al Yankovic...."

"Man this is nice...."

"See told you...."

Yeah.....i can't believe you two agree on something....

"Me neither......knowing the ass that he is....."

"Hey.....this ass has taste in songs....."

Dude this is catchy.....got lyrics.....??

"Yeah.....here....."

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Hardware-Store-lyrics-Weird-Al-Yankovic/F8EB41B57CF870C148256D2E000ABD57

"Damn this is going to be difficult...."

Shut off that blog and lets try this.....

"Alright.....alright......sheesh....see ya guys....."

3 heads are better than one...............

2007-07-03T08:03:00.000-07:00

Ladies and gentlemen..............boys and girls.............germs and sperms of all ages........lend me your hormones............

........haha........sorry y'all.........

...........before i go on........some of my friends have made me realise that i have another 2 alter egos.............thats right folks........3 alter egos for the price of one............

...........not for sale...........

.......anyways........i think its time to introduce y'all to me alter egos...........

.......normal me............yeah......you can tell i'm normal because i'm still typing the same way..........this me tends to stone alot........so..........

.............................................................*stoning*..........................................................................................

........"then there's the nymphomaniacal me...........heh.......hey Riz.......whassup bro........??"...........

......er...........cool..........alright this guy is like a total nympho.........stay away........

........"hey i'm not just a nympho........it's because of me that your body has that energy boost"........

..........in other words........he either makes me high or hyper........
.........don't give him sugar........

..........and the hyper is just to cover his nympho-ness.........

..........."i heard that.....!!!"............

.........ahem.......alright..........next there's supersweet side...........

........."hey.......how you doing......??"...........

........to be honest.....i din't realise that this guy even existed........untill recently........if someone didn't point out to me he was alive i wouldn't have known........

............"thanks Tina.......actually i've been here a long time.......it's just that someone here had shut me in..........."

........."hey...don't look at me........you were getting too slow with the ladies........."

........"dude..........ladies kinda like the the passion and romance........".........

.........alright........knock it off you two........NOW........!!!........

......*sigh*......right.......so from now on........we three shall be ruling this blog...........

........"and don't forget all the hott girls we can-"

........AHEM.......right..........so thats all for now........guys chill......

......"aights"......

......"no prob".....

......look out for my alter egos......now showing in realities near you............find out which is which and win yourselves a fantastical prize........

......"a night with me......"........

.......shut up you......or i'll lock you up.....

......"i don't mind....".......

.......you too......

Comp upgrades.....

2007-07-02T04:54:00.000-07:00

........guys.......i have just experienced the wonders of computer desktop upgrades......with all the extra's i put here........wow.....i love it........

.............of course thanks to jon...........for showing me the light of desktop enhancements............

.........but still........

.........i gotta share this with the world........

.......i regret not being able to show you my desktop as jon has done......[www.hamnoj.blogspot.com].........due to the fact that i have some items on my desktop which i find are too......personal......to show.......

.........however......its not much different than jon's one......although less mac-ish......

........one of the main items you must get is an objectdock.....its so cool man.......

......though it reminds me of a mac......

........then a rainlender........

..........gives you a calendar that syncs itself up with your object dock......an events list.....and a to do list.......which stays on your desktop......

........then there are the ever popular widgets......just go to yahoo widgets........i especially like the 'Marvin the Paranoid Android Quotes'..........

........and not forgetting the customized wallpapers and other 3D stuff......or just normal cool wallpapers......

.......here's a sample.....

..............its so cool man............i can now die happy.........

.......anyways........a reminder that these products do take up your processing power.......

........so for those with 'dinosaurs'........that includes you jon.......they'll be 'extict' if you download these........

.........for those with mega machines.........with like major processing power......

......WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR..........!!!!!!!

........ahem........and for the gaming folk.........please check out ctrl+alt+del...........

.........you'll understand what kind of person i am there........

...........and so this is your tech advice for today.........

........"do not put a pc into the washing machine, you are doing a major sin,

you can however though put a mac into the washing machine, you will be cleansing the world of unwanted evil that is the rotten apple logo."

........thank you for listening.......riz......signing out.......

.........scotty beam me up......

.......ooooo........MegaFox........

.................................n.............

Hectic Driving.....

2007-06-27T07:01:00.001-07:00

.......i tell you.....you think driving is hectic.....??.........i think taking the exam is worse.....

.........yea yea......in know i just passed my exams last monday......and still under experienced in driving............but just WAITING to take the exam is almost unbearable.......

............i just have the worse of luck i tell you.........

........you know on monday i woke up at 6 specially to get ready for the exam that day......

.......okay......fine......i guess if i finished early i could go and take a nap when i came home........

.......and so i went to the driving center and reached there early......like 7.30 am.........just thinking i could probably be one of the earlier ones to take the test..............

..........unfortunately.......like the jakun i am..........i didn't know that they chose the order of who gets to take the test RANDOMLY.......!!!!!!!!!.........

............that was the biggest joke of the day.........

............even though i was one of the earliest..........i became almost the last person to take the stupid test........

.........i was number 141......okay.....at first i thought if they pick randomly i would probably be chosen much earlier......

.......boy was i wrong.......

..........this is a joke man..........i waited from 7.30 am.......and some guy who came at like 10am managed to go before me...........

..........i had to wait FIVE AND A HALF HOURS there just to get my turn to take the test.......

......so only at 2 in the afternoon did i manage to take my test......

.......by that time i was soooooooo tired of waiting i thought i'd just walk off.......trust me.....by that time i was feeling sooooooooo lethargic..........

.......luckily i was awake enough to finish my test.....

......but still.......recently my luck has been pretty bad......

........ah well.......at least i passed my test...........

..........but still.........5 FREAKING HOURS..........

.......AAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH................

Life before life.......

2007-06-24T07:20:00.000-07:00

.........everybody wonders what happens to us after we die........??.........

.......it doesn't matter if you're afraid of dying or not........we all wonder what goes on in the life after life...........

..........finally.......a question even the Angel of Death can't answer..........

..........because he doesn't exists.........physically that is........

..........I......him.......exists only as a state of mind in those who realise what reality really is..........

........exists in me and all those who perceive the world other than using their natural physical sensory devices.............

........for those who are more materialistic in life.......they would normally believe that when you die that's it........there's nothing else.......everything will just be black..........
......no thoughts..........no ideas........no life........not a single spark.........

........other's who are more religious believe in the afterlife...........you know........heaven........or hell............or limbo.......or probably a second life.............reincarnation you know..........

...........me..........i believe in the latter.......heaven and hell bit.......but reincarnation sounds good too........and deep down..........i don't doubt the part where there's nothing else to the afterlife...........

........but i believe i can open your eyes to the life that you currently have.......

.......however it will take a couple of postings......

........but if you think about it really hard.......you would realise that life is most definitely short enough......

.......but trust me......we really need to think about these things.........there are just more and more people dying every year.......no matter whether it is by natural causes or otherwise.......

.......in truth.....we are running out of land.....more and more land are being covered with the bodies of our dead......leaving less for the living.....not that you shouldn't bury your dead........it's more like a reminder that we will soon join their ranks not long from now......

......we must think about the future......we must do our best to find out what happens to us after death......

.......it has now become a necessity to ensure our own life when we are still alive.......

.........but this is what i think........what do you.......??.........

.......remember......i may be the Angel of Death.......

........but that only means i think bout death most of the time.........

.........not change it.......

Nymphomaniacism.......

2007-06-21T03:50:00.002-07:00

..........well for those who don't know what that means...........look at me as an example........

........that is if you know me........

............i'm not sure if it is a bad thing or not but it is fun.......haha.......

........but the problem is that when you get it.......you get..........

...........addicted.....

......like a drug......not that i know what that feels like but i'm guessing its something like that........

......but statistics show that it's normal for about 20% of the world's males and 45% of the world's females...........

......haha.......can you believe that there are more girls than guys with this kind of problem....??....

.....people would think that its the other way around.......but surprisingly not......really wierd though........

.......still.....i think i need to find a cure for it.......

.......i'm beginning to think that it's contagious......

.......most of my friends get infected by it.....and remain that way......

........so is it a really bad thing after all......??..........

........i'm not sure.....

.......so i wanna hear your comments after all.........

.......tell me....

........is nymphomaniacism really all that bad...........??.....

..........or is it just me..........

Turtle saving........or just a reminder...........

2007-06-21T03:50:00.001-07:00

..........well.....just got back from a save the turtles charity organized by my old school........nice to see everyone again...........i miss everyone at my old school........

.......well.......just made me realise how much i miss the atmosphere at my old school...........the events..........the people............the celebrities..............god i miss high school.........college life sucks.............

.............but still it was kinda nice to be the 'old school' dude round all the juniors...............

.........but still i miss the old life.........

......high school life........

.....ah how naive i was..........

.......how young.........

...................how innocent...........

...........okay...........probably not so innocent........

.......but all the same............

...........congrats to my friends for making the charity a success........

........i know i spent bout 100 bucks there........

............and now left with two buck.........

...........BUT ALL IN GOOD CAUSE........

......my money.....my poor money......

........FOR THE TURTLES...........

.........what did my money ever do to deserve this sort of treatment.........??..........

Life as a whole.....useless....

2007-06-21T03:50:00.000-07:00

Pointless.......when you think of it life is pointless.......totally pointless......

........what is the purpose of life.....??

........what is our purpose in life.......??

.........why did god put us here.........??

.......don't you think that there has to be a bigger and better reason that god put us here.....?.......

......i think so.......but can't really fathom what it is........i guess the one that truly knows is god himself......

.....but think bout what we.....as humans.....think of what we have built over the centuries....the advanced society........the organisation of the civilized world.......our use of technology......our way of life as we know it basically..............

.........to be honest.....i basically think that there's no use for a goverment and money.....and a few other things........to be honest.......they're useless in reality...........

.......because when you think about it......these are man made things........things we created for ourselves........to "help" us and give "comfort" to our lives.........i say that they cause more trouble than they're worth..........

.......when you think about it.......god put Adam and Eve down on this earth without money........a governing system........or clothes for that matter.......these objects are just created by man to satisfy thier ego.........it doesn't really exist........

..........it is all due to a certain handfull of people......not mentioning anyone........who are greedy, jealous, envious, over ambitious, sadistic, and so on.............it is because of these personalities that drove humans to invent "money" and "the governing system" which is now normally the root of more problems........

.......money only exist because some people didn't want to barter and cause people problems with trading.......

.........the government only exist because some people wanted to control other people and abuse them making them do all their work..........making them into........

.........slaves.............

...........slaves to the system.............

........When you think about it........these sort of personalities are the things that breed evil in this world.......almost all the bad news you see in newspapers nowadays are related somehow to money or the goverment and are normally caused by people with the above "uncivilized" personalities......

.........I think that the monkeys and other animals got it right........but mostly the monkeys........that is to get rid of these emotions and personalities and live their lives as simple as possible..........MONKEYS RULESSSS.......!!!!!!

......ahem......

..........That is my view.......if anyone want to act based on my views go right ahead......although i do not bear any responsibility to anything that you do........unless it's good.......just remember to think ahead before you act on my words........

........and for those who have their own views on this........please comment........i wanna know what and how you think...........so i can contradict you as often as possible.......mwahahahaha...........

..........anyway.........i think those who read this please help me create a world without the need for the government or monetary exchange........except for blowing the world up.........

...........help me create a new world..........

...........help me create a new heaven on earth.............

Need dancing.......? Second's enough......

2007-06-20T22:41:00.000-07:00

Ah....!! Why didn't i join......makes me regret the rest of my life before it happens........but at least they got second placing.........good ehough i guess.......but we could have gotten first if i joined.......

......messed my chance at best dancer award as well......

......but the past is the past........can't change it......

.......ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!.......

........feel......soooo......down......now.......

........it's amazing how you can feel soooo close to suicide but not reach it.......its just a messed up life.......

......gotta work on the future dances from now on......properly......

......start for next year's competition tomorrow........
......still i feel like a retard for not joining.......

......life's like that........regrets....reminds me of love hina.......how lost i was after reading through the entire manga......same feeling.......only now i don't have reality to save me.......

........but She can.......

.......Ah well.....all's gone now.........no use reminiscing on the past.......

........my advice to you........take full advantage of your youth.........otherwise you'll live to regret it.......honestly.......

........if you don't i will find you........

........then YOU will regret it.........

.............hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........

For the living......

2007-06-20T04:22:00.000-07:00

What am i to say...? I thought i needed a blog to fully express my thoughts......and so i made one......it seems that blogs are now necessities for the living......i implore those who read this to be patient in giving me time to fully start this up as well as to forgive my spelling.......

I promise to take you to my realm......the realm of my mind......and the thoughts i have on my thoughts......i promise to make you see the truth......of life......of death......of the universe.......from a perception never before seen by human eyes......

......i am not joking......

Now.......a word of warning......be careful of what you read.......for my perception of life makes me......

......Angel of Death......

......are you willing to be my next victim......??

......this is just the beginning......